There's nothing coming out of this fridge for cats
No____
There's not.

There's nothing coming out of this fridge for cats 
No____ 
There's not.

He's waitin' all day for something tasty,
Chicken or prawns or tuna flaky. 

He's losing his patience, he going crazy,
Gonna scratch your face for that tuna flaky.


There's nothing coming out of this fridge for cats 
No
There's not.

There's nothing coming out of this fridge for cats
No
There's not


He can hear you, he's creeping nearer
Positions himself so he see's clearer.

He doesn't give a damn if you want a break - he'll
Do anything it takes for that tuna flaky